Donk On 28s Rolls Over In Florida, Dies [Custom Cars]

The owner of a Floridian donk won't be "ghost ridin' tha whip" any time soon. Below, our obit and video of the aftermath.

A Chevy on 28-inch rims flipped over and died in Florida over the weekend. Authorities found a note next to the body leading them to believe suicide was the likely cause. Family members refused to go on the record, but did say the donk had been depressed ever since it received its new 28-inchers. A short service will be held at the Palm Beach County impound yard next Thursday with RIDES magazine hosting a light lunch after.

[YouTube via WPBNews]

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Earth's Rotation Threatened By Too Much Boost [Custom Cars]

When Spiro Pappas plants his foot in this, the sickest Camaro ever, the car doesn't run a 6-second quarter mile, but rather pulls a Chuck Norris and may actually spin the Earth backwards.

Global warming isn't the big ticket issue anymore, people; not with monsters like this running around. This beefed up 540 cubic inch Rat motor-powered Camaro with a pair of 88mm turbochargers threatens our very way of life: It's slowing the spin of the planet with every drag launch. We've got to act! This calls for emergency legislation, a government-sponsored task force and a book deal, stat.

The exact details on this weapon of mass tire destruction remain fuzzy, but our agents in the field are saying it's estimated to produce 2,800 Horsepower on only 25 pounds of boost pressure. 2,800 Horsepower! It's our firm belief that any more than Toyota gives us in the Prius is just a waste.

Now, we know there's no actual data that this car or any car is slowing the Earth's spin. But it could happen! I'm super cereal, guys.

[V8TV]

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